Now despite the fact I have heard stories about 000 parties and I have a cousin who is a policeman - I still have a thing for a man in uniform. Namely firemen and policemen. I have never had much of a thing for Paramedics but since The Crazy Med Student is married to The Blue Smurf (who is a Paramedic) they have definitely gone down the list to number 3. ;)
As I am locking my garage door earlier this evening a police car pulls into the driveway and drives past me. Now yes, perhaps I do look up and perhaps I am slightly pleased I am feeling a little cute today in my new skirt. Meh. I am single. As if you wouldn't! And there's more. Quit reading now if you get embarrassed by obvious single girl behaviour ;)
So I go upstairs and 'Oh look at that. I have rubbish to be taken out to the bins. And I really do need to get the mail' ( Ok. That last bit is true. The mailboxes are on the other side of the complex and I am inherently lazy and it's been a number of days since my last visit...but I digress...)
Rubbish bags in hand I make my way down the short flight of stairs and as I open the security door who is there but the two cops pressing the buzzer for one of the units in my section of the complex. :)
Miss365 - Smiles ( possibly like a goon )
Policeman A - young, cute " Hello you !"
Policeman B - also young and cute ( Showing me MORE love God?! ) " And we meet again. Thanks for letting us in."
Miss365 - Continues to smile like a goon "Most of the buzzers don't work. Depends on who you want to see."....pause. A rational thought appears in her head finally. " It's not me is it?"
Policeman B " Depends. What number do you live in ?"
Miss365 " ## "
Policeman B " Then no. Not this time." Smiles like a goon but a cute goon. And stands there.
Miss365 smiles and starts to make her way to the bins. Still smiling like a goon.
Policeman A " Come on [Insert real name of Policeman B here] let's go."
Policeman B to Miss365 " See ya. Stay out of trouble. Or I'll have to come back."
Hmmm dilemmas. How much trouble would I have to get into ? What would constitute as trouble ? How would I make sure Policeman B would return to make sure that I stayed out of trouble ?
Things to ponder....lol.